Generalizations confession #2

I am one to make a lot of generalizations. In the end this causes me to contradict myself a lot. I partially blame this on my ADHD because I get so distracted I forget how I felt in a moment when I made a statement to how I feel in the same situations later on. Like girls that "fake bake" you can find me criticizing them sometimes. Maybe I'm jealous. I don't know. One day I may say something like they should just be happy with their skin color and how tan skin isn't worth skin cancer or stained clothing (spray tanners) but people really have no idea how close I get sometimes to jumping in my car and driving to the nearest local tanning salon and lying in a UV ray baking bed for an hour. However, that would burn my pale Irish skin to a crisp. I am not a ginger but I do have the skin of one. Anyways point is I have a habit of generalizing my feelings and opinions. Here are some of my biggest that I think you all may be able to relate to. Keep in mind these are more directed towards girls or gay men.

"Guys are just all so stupid"
Except that one in my math class who always gives me a few answers here and there.
Also there's always that one guy friend who knows just what to say.
Lets not forget Einstein, Isaac Newton, or F Scott Fitzgerald.

"I'm starving!"
I really probably just ate a few hours ago. If not a few times in the past 24 hours.
Honestly I'm probably just bored. Maybe I'll cook something.
Smell the food cooking.
Find out it's just a chocolate craving.
Eat the chocolate plus what you made.
Cry about not having abs.
Start period a day later.

"I have NOTHING to wear"
Well actually I'm wearing something right now.
Why don't these jeans fit me today?
Where the hell are the shoes that go with this outfit??
I'm assuming I can't wear anything strapless in January.
I wore leggings yesterday, and the day before, and the day before...
I guess I NEED to go shopping??

"Love is overrated"
*sees cute guy*
Damn. He's cute.
I wonder where he'll take me on our first date.
We would make cute kids.
We'll have two. Yep. Two.
They'll be tall.
Shit what did I wear to our wedding?
We can NOT retire in Florida.
Shit. I just planned my life with a stranger.
He didn't give me his number.

Love sucks.

#sorryboutit